What are you doing? Nothing. It was like that when I got here.

What are you driving? A 1999 Toyta Camry family wagon. 315,000kms on the clock and still ticking.

What are you reading? A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole

What are you watching? A Current Affair. I'm always on the lookout for shonky builders.

What are you listening to? "Chutzpah!" - The Wildhearts

What are you drinking? A Budweiser. Or a coffee. Depends on the hour.

What are you wearing? T shirt, shorts and workboots... whenever, wherever.

What are you waiting for? Gettin' hitched

What are you looking at? Pictures of happy things (girl, nieces, motorbike, drumkit, San Francisco)

What are you on? Fire, if I'm not careful.